Hooligans!!

Act 2 Scene 4

Well I say! I have never been so humiliated in my life! Juliet asked me to go and find Romeo so that I could tell him of her love for him and you will not believe just how rude these young boys, men really, were! This Mercutio fellow... why, he is quite the character. His tongue is so sharp and everything he says is quite direct, but he is very rude and I did not appreciate his attitude or the humiliation of me that he caused! I realize that he seems like a very bright young fellow and is a very good friend of Romeo himself, but I've decided I don't like the way he treats old folk like me. I will NOT tolerate all of that the next time around! Enough is enough!

But anyways, as I was talking to Romeo, I noticed that he seemed (surprisingly, as he IS a Montague and very unfavorable in the eyes of the Capulets) like a very attractive and alluring young man. He was able to converse with me and I learned that he is actually very bright and would be a rather suitable match with the young Juliet. How romantic! Yes they would be adorable! He said that he had true intentions of marrying Juliet and really cares for her, and I can't wait to tell her! At first I wasn't sure if he really was just playing with her emotions or had other ideas, but I can tell that this must be true love. You should have seen the look in his eyes. Oh young love indeed. I remember those days so well. Any-who! I must go tell Juliet! She will be thrilled! And, oh my goodness, I'm so tired and my body aches to go lie down... take a rest...